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Neon Zero! Care F… Super Hero?

Posted by Headbangerwoman on September 3, 2014
Posted in: Bands, Movies, Music, New Releases, Review. Tagged: Anthony Bleed, Bruce McDonald, Care F, Care Failure, Caroline Kawa, Dazzer Scott, Die Mannequin, Eone Music Canada, Fino and Bleed, Hard Core Logo 2, Hard Coro Logo, Juno, Neon Zero, Punk, Stacy Stray, Sucker Punch, Tony Bleed, Unicorn Steak. Leave a comment

Old dusty plastic dollies, with missing arms and perky tits, posing in store windows, and wearing the latest fashion, this ain’t. 

Misdressed musicians with unbrushed hair and nicotine stained fingers, pissing in your beer and flicking ash in your basket of wings?  Indeed.

Die Mannequin is back, and how!

Care F Die Mannequin

Though the delectable Care Failure (F) is instantly recognisable the second she opens her very pretty mouth and starts to sing, the new release from Ms F and Die Mannequin, is more than just a little different compared to the spitting punk anthems they are better known for spewing.

Neon Zero is slated for release in October 2014, and it just dropped it’s first single; Sucker Punch.  http://youtu.be/pXp92NNWXoU

It is extremely likely that it will really knock you for six, maybe even seven or eight.  It is certainly going to black at least one of your eyes, and will probably fracture your nose.

After spending the best part of eight months holed away, bringing this record together from scratch, Care F has once again come up with the goods.  This single is fucking catchy, and yet has a grufty, slightly musty and dark undertone, that will probably kick you… right in the cock.  This is the case for a good percentage of this record.  Welcome To The Badlands could have just as easily been the first single, as could Murder On The Dancefloor or Knock Me Out.

Self proclaimed wankers (on guitar and bass, that is) Care and Anthony Bleed, know how to bring just the right amount of vomit and real cream to your plate.  You cannot avoid tapping your feet, but you are probably picking a scab while you dance. 

Do you want to don legwarmers and join Jane Fonda for a workout?  Or will you lay down naked with 90’s Dave Navarro for an opiate opener?  Die Mannequin know how to fuck with you, and that’s a fact.

Of small concern is the layered vocal and synth, and how that will reproduce live.  But it is a very small concern.  It is very likely that the architect of this piece will have that figured out already!

Will Die Mannequin stick with the tried and trusted, and bring along Stacy Stray (guitar) and Dazzer Scott (drums) on the road?  That is also very likely.  Die Mannequins Facebook profile still lists the two, and they appeared alongside Failure and Bleed in the 2010 Bruce McDonald cult movie, Hard Core Logo 2!

Neon Zero through it’s entirity is perfect cocktail of well mixed synth, a heinous beat on bass and drums, with fucking loud guitar.  Add some keyboard (piano) here and there, and these fuckers even manage to give a not very subtle tug at your heart strings ; Blood In Blood IS going to make you tear up and grab a stuffy.  A Care Bear perhaps?

At a very good guess, the Dying Plastic Clothes Dolly Brigade won’t be disappointed in this record, and new earholes will quickly become filled with a wax and honey mix, designed to enterap you, just like a fly gets tangled into a spider web.

 Here’s hoping that the airwaves will be filled with this venom and nectar production, and that the world of music finally give Care F and cohorts the fucking recognition that they deserve.

EOne Music Canada brings you Neon Zero by Die Mannequin in October 2014

Karen G Aug 30 2014

   

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Ex-Wives of Rock. Slice TV. Season 3!

Posted by Headbangerwoman on August 31, 2014
Posted in: Music, New Releases, Press Release, Review, TV, Visual. Tagged: Athena Kottak, Bobbie Brown, Ex-Wives Of Rock, James Kottak, Lisa Brucker, Lorraine Lewis, LPL Productions, Peter Mervis, Season Three, Sharise Neil, Slice TV, Susan Blue Ashley, Tricon. Leave a comment

Featuring; Athena Kottak, Susan Blue Ashley, Bobbie Brown and Sharise Neil.

From left Athena, Blue, Bobbie and Sharise.  Credit Tricon Media

From left
Athena, Blue, Bobbie and Sharise.
Credit Tricon Media

 

Rubbernecking is not generally an advisable pastime.  It can cause yet more catastrophies than the original pile-up.  But how can you not stop and take a look, when four hot chicks in LA, are simultaniously, and almost constantly, T boning on the 101?

In the third season opener of Ex-Wives of Rock; which is brought to you by Tricon on Slice TV in Canada, courtesy of LPL Productions; there is wreckage flying all over the place. 

Forget totalled.  This is more addictive than the OJ chase back in ’94.  

In an attempt to not give anything away to those who await their EWR fix south of the border, episode specifics will not be written about in this article.  But you can bet your ass that this eighteen wheeler is careening off a cliff edge, and is definately not going to be easy to recover.  OH MY GOD!! moments are fast and furious.    WHAT THE FUCK moments are chasing close behind!!  This big rig is on ice and needs chains!

To quote co-creator and producer, Lorraine Lewis;  ”This Season is going to be crazy.  It’s actually the craziest season yet!”  Lewis and her partners, Peter Mervis and Lisa Brucker, have added extra fuel injection to this top of the range sports car!

Hair pulling, fish faces, boozy breakfasts, creams, botox and fat ex-boyfriends, seem to be the least of the worries for the Ex’s in this extended Season.

The foot is on the gas, and the breaks appear to have failed!!

Keep tuned to Slice TV in Canada for scheduling.

KG. 31 Aug 2014

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Black Sabbath on Tits Tuesday!

Posted by Headbangerwoman on April 23, 2014
Posted in: Bands, Live Shows, Music, Review. Tagged: 13, Black Sabbath, cancer, Edmonton, Geezer Butler, North America, Northlands, Ozzy Osbourne, Paranoid, Prosthetics, Rexall Place, Ronnie James Dio, Sharon Osbourne, Tony Clufetos, Tony Iommi, Warpigs. Leave a comment

“Pretty damn good man!  For an old Sabbath fan from the day, it was worth every penny!”  That’s how music fan Don Mason, is telling it today, after attending last nights appearance at Rexall Place, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada by Black Sabbath.  A SOLD OUT show!

In all reality, it’s fairly impossible to give Black Sabbath any kind of review at all.  They are after all, Black Sabbath.

L to R Iommi, Osbourne, Butler

L to R
Iommi, Osbourne, Butler

Anyone in attendance at a show is lucky at all to be able to see any of the musicians in this particular line up at all.  While the most recent record 13 was being made, front fellow Ozzy Osbourne had an addiction relapse, which caused a hiatus between him and Manager/Missus Sharon Osbourne.  Guitarist Tony Iommi is still undergoing cancer treatment and (ex) drummer Bill Ward told Ultimate Classic Rock he just flat-out “wouldn’t sign a contract!”   The band tell a different truth.   Thank fuck for bassist Geezer Butler!  With Tony Clufetos behind the drums, Ward was barely a whisper in the wind.

Osbourne has had the same lines on stage for at least the past 25 years, with or without his Sabbath band mates..  “I love you all” and “I can’t fucking hear you” are tried and tested phrases for the iconic singer.  They work.  The crowd shouts louder and they love him right back.  At 65 he can still belt it out.  His voice barely wavering from that of a young Ozzy Zig many, many moons ago.  He no longer needs a gig!

Of course, after years of substance abuse and ant snorting antics, you sometimes wonder if he’ll make it to the other side of the stage, clapping and grinning maniacally…. but he does and the fans egg him on to get back to the centre of the stage, in time to sing the next note.

A standing crowd, right from lights out at just before 9pm 10:50pm, or there about and the atmosphere was electric.  There were fans like Mason from back in the day and fans as young as four or five years old, to be seen in the crowd.  The latter, probably not enjoying the topless women that were present on the monitors throughout, as much as the former!   Tits always make everything better!

Opening with War Pigs and closing with Paranoid, the evenings set list was a no surprise, no frills affair.  The classics were just that, the newer tunes less revered, but still very well received.

Black Sabbath were never a particularly theatrical outfit.   Ronnie James Dio, who replaced Ozzy as the singer during a transition was a great vocalist and superb performer, but his style was so very different and let’s face it, we all know that Osbourne really is the only guy for this gig.  Black Sabbath was always about creating atmosphere and other than Osbourne, no one could give that individual, dark, maniacal, and classic feel.

After the loss of two finger tips in his youth, Iommi  had to construct himself prosthetics/finger tips in order to continue playing guitar.  It was this accident that caused his style and playing ability to change, giving the distinctive sound that others have tried and failed  for decades, to emulate.

Bassist Butler really has no story.  He doesn’t need one.  He is the bassist with Black Sabbath.

After show end last night, the band hopped on a flight to LA where they will finish up this leg of the 13 North American tour.  It’s unknown when, or even if they will be around these parts again.  If you were in attendance you were a part of some serious musical history.

Not there? Massive Fail!

 

Karen G 23 April 2014

 

 

 

 

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Jungle drums and Voodoo? No, it’s just The Hoax!

Posted by Headbangerwoman on March 28, 2014
Posted in: Bands, Interviews, Live Shows, Music. Tagged: Big City Blues, Blues, California, Drummer, England, Europe, Mark Barret, The Hoax, UK, ZZ Top. Leave a comment

 

The Hoax are a well known, talented blues band, based in England.

Big City Blues  

They are, in no particular order;

Jon Amor; Guitar,  Mark Barrett; Drums,  Hugh Coltman; Vocal and Harmonica, Jesse Davey; Guitar,  Robin Davey; Bass Guitar.

TiTT recently had Drummer Mark Barrett answer some questions and we tried to get some usable answers.  He did OK!

We asked Barrett to answer in one short paragraph, “who are The Hoax?” without using the words Blues or Rock.

His answer although not particularly short, was an honest one! 

 “In familial terms, my Brother asks me if I’m still ‘playing with my tin pot band.’  My Dad asks me if ‘I’m still jigging’, and my Mum just wants me to be happy.  Outside of that, one fan described us as being ‘the best band in the world.’”

 Before joining the best band in the world, Barrett was affiliated with rock drumming in the 80’s and early 90’s (we asked that he correct us if we are wrong here).  How did he make the personal transition, or was it a case of getting himself heard, so he, like many others before him would take what you he get?

 Barrett confirms what we thought was so.  “At that time I was only interested in playing with as many bands as possible and those bands happened to be playing rock music, which was rife in my local area at the time.  It didn’t matter to me whether the bands were rock, roll, soul, blues, or anything else.  I think it’s important for any drummer to start playing with other musicians as soon as is possible, whatever they bring to the table.  It is, in my opinion, the best way to learn how to communicate with music.  Further on down the road, I was asked to play in a local blues band who had a bit of a reputation in the wider area and it was that band who really got my playing to where it is today.”  

 A bit more choosy and a lot more talented in 2014, he must have some influences.  Musician or not!  We asked him who or what they are?

  Barrett is obviously in need of a more orderly sleep pattern at this point… as his reply suggests;

  “The family hamster Hamlyn is my biggest influence. The way he goes about his business is enviable.  He only really comes out at night time (which everybody knows is the right time), he keeps himself to himself and runs around his wheel tirelessly without complaint.  Not only that, the area where he sleeps looks like the most comfortable place on earth.  As well as Hamlyn, the biggest influence I have is my immediate family.  You travel the world trying to find what you’re looking for and return home to find it.”

 Travelling took The Hoax to Los Angeles, California, during the summer of 2013.  At this time they were making new music.   We wondered what they learned out there, individually and/or as a band?  Did they even like the LA lifestyle?

 Barrett seemed pretty impressed with west coast living, as he told TiTT  “It was my first time in America and the visit challenged my previous views on America.  The most influential thing I learned was that we could work as a band again.  As for the LA lifestyle, in the two weeks I was there I’ve never felt so healthy, so the lifestyle must have agreed with me in some form or another.  Good food, good company, and a good work ethic.  To be honest, I didn’t really see much of the LA lifestyle as I was contained within the four walls of a recording studio, but the bits I did see were very enjoyable.  To drive West down Sunset to the sea was something I’d always wanted to do.  The only shame was that I didn’t have any jungle music on hand to turn down.”

So would he leave the UK for North America permanently if the deal was good enough?

The answer is simple  “I’d leave the UK for any country if the deal was good enough.”The Hoax

 As we allow him to ponder his rental options in Venice, Ca, we ponder song writing and asked if, when The Hoax are writing a song, does each member hole up alone, or is there generally a group session?

As Barrett shakes the sand from his pants he shares that  “For the Big City Blues record, we got together in a studio in California with only partially finished song!  The rest of the songs for that album were written by the five of us on the day.  We knew we had to have an album recorded in twelve days, so that forced us to come out with a finished song every day.”

 As we are all well aware, with many modern and current blues bands, there is often a ZZ Top influence.  The Hoax has a definite  ZZ Top vibe in their music.  We asked Barret if he was particularly influenced by ZZ Top and would he, or any other member of The Hoax consider growing a ridiculous beard for infamy?

 The now fairly clean shaven drummer replied  “I’ve gotta lotta respect for Frank Beard.  I remember being asked to learn ZZ Top’s La Grange by a band in my home town and the first time I heard it I had real difficulty in understanding the part.  Frank Beard’s shuffle was a beat I’d never heard before and learning that track was a labour of love for me.  To me, it sounded like an engine turning over.  As for beards, The Hoax have a history of outrageous facial hair.  I myself sported a fantastic moustache for a tour a couple of years back, unfortunately it wasn’t suitable for picking up my daughter from school on a day to day basis, so it had to go.  Needless to say, the band have never forgiven me.”

Hairy or smooth, The Hoax appear to have a solid following in Europe. TiTT wondered if the less stubbly one thinks that their sound translates well there and why?  European music is so very different than what The Hoax present.

In his best regional dialect Barret replied  “I wouldn’t call the music we play European at all, aside from the fact there are five English boys playing the music.  But yes, Europe seems to like what we do, at least the countries we’ve played anyway.  I think Europe is enjoying a renaissance in music.  A music that has traditionally had its home in Africa and the USA.”

 With any band it is always interesting to know hich members of the band took music lessons when they were younger and who is self taught?  In such an accomplished band, you would probably expect the answer to be way different than the one we recieved!

Barrett tells it like it is;  “As far as I know, I’m the only one who took formal lessons.  My Mum and Dad insisted on it.  I had a drum tutor come around to the house every week.  He taught me how to read music and how to not over-tighten cymbals.  He smelled heavily of garlic all the time, but claimed he’d never had a common cold in his life due to his penchant for garlic; which by the way I didn’t believe.  Trying to prove my disbelief was difficult and after several weeks of drum tuition my chance came when out of nowhere I caught a cold.  My plan was to sneeze into a jar, then immediately seal the jar thus preserving the cold virus.  The next lesson came around and I got the infected jar out and left it open next to where he sat. The following week he arrived with a runny nose, a cough and a sneeze.  I asked him if he was alright and he replied by saying  “I’m fine thanks, Mark, just struggling with a bit of hayfever.”  Of course, some might say it would have been easier just to sneeze directly on him but my method seemed more fun.”

Sneezing in jars!  Voodoo?  No, not even close, but it did make us wonder, is there a Hoax pre-show ritual?  If so how did that come about. If not, what could you see yourself doing to make sure a show has the correct karma?

 Again with a less than mainstream answer, Barrett tells;  “I’ve long thought the best way to prepare for a show is for the band to have a huge falling out; a massive argument pre-show.  That way the band takes to the stage with fire.  Of course it doesn’t always work out that way as I’ve found out to my misfortune with other bands…  Aside from that, individually wrapped peanuts and chocolate filled carrots seem to do the job for The Hoax.”

We figured for a bonus question we would talk clothes, as Barrett is somewhat of a fashionista in his own right.. So we got down to the real brief and asked “Do you wear lucky underwear?  Ha, do you wear underwear at all?”

“I do not. In truth, luck plays no part.”  Barrett replied.  

So there you have it ladies.  Now you know!

The Hoax Tour Dates 2014

The Hoax have a UK tour in April 2014 and more European dates later in the year.  For details click the links!

https://www.facebook.com/thehoaxuk?ref=ts&fref=ts 

Tumblr page at http://thehoaxuk.tumblr.com for details.

Karen G March 28 2014  

Photos by Darlo Dave

 

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Enduro by Dearly Beloved

Posted by Headbangerwoman on March 20, 2014
Posted in: Bands, Music, New Releases, Review. Tagged: Adam Kasper, Chris Goss, Dave Catching, Dearly Beloved, Desert, Eagles Of Death Metal, Enduro, Eone Music Canada, Hawk vs Pigeon, Nirvana, Niva Chow, Pearl Jam, QOTSA, Rancho De La Luna, Robert Higgins, Sound City Players, Soundgarden. Leave a comment

You really cannot fail to love any musical presentation that has an animal in the title of a song.  For All The Cows by Foo Fighters and March Of The Pigs by Nine Inch Nails prove this well.

Not My Pig is the fourth song on Enduro, the soon to be released record by Canadian band Dearly Beloved, on EOne Records Canada.

After two fast and furious openers Enduro and Olympics Of No Regard, songs three and four, Astor DuPont Payne and Not My Pig slow the pace for a while, but lead you into a false sence of semi-relaxation, before the record explodes again with Seven Plagues.

Front faces Robert Higgins; bass & vocals and Niva Chow; vocals & tamborine, have once again split the singing duties, managing to mix, match and balance through the entire production.  Both have the ability to switch from lullaby to screech at the drop of a hat and back, without batting an eyelid.  They work incredibly well off one another, an almost impossible partnership to acheive and endure in this day of music.  Hawk vs Pigeon, the previous record by Dearly Beloved, demonstrated this all too well and while you can hear some similarities on this record, the sound and contributors have definately evolved and Hawkwind have seemingly been fed into the mixing desk  through an IV.

RH NC PS 16 5 12

All Sins Are Forgiven takes you back to a smoky Jazz club, where incidental singers dropped in and dropped acid while rattling tin cups for a payday.  It sounds a little as if Black Sabbath joined them to close out the song.

Despite tempo changes and slow downs, you won’t sit still through this record.  The beat and hooks don’t allow it.  What you will do is hear a mixture of musical prowess and electronic genius.  You will literally Run For Your Life.  

Ether Binge ends this show and will slow you down once again, bringing a sound reminiscent of very early Duran Duran.  Allowing you to catch your breath, before you press play once again for a re-run.

This is not a record for the faint of heart.  It will fuck with your sense of timing and produce the kind of vertigo that one would imaging if they were atop The Sydney Harbour Bridge.  Take a gravol or two, hold tight and knuckle down, lightweight.

Taking part on this production along with Chow and Higgins was Adam Kasper, well known for working with Soundgarden and Queens Of The Stone Age, Nirvana and Pearl Jam.  Kasper was on hand to provide the mix for this record.

Desert dwellers at Rancho De La Luna;  Dave Catching (Eagles Of Death Metal) and Chris Goss (Sound City Players), both contributed guitar to the new record.  Dave Elitch (M83) was around too!

Chow tells that “Songs finished were subjected to the ultimate use-it-or-lose-it test: did it sound good while racing a car through the desert?”

 

We at TiTT can tell you that all the finished songs probably sounded great without the race test, but we would have taken part anyway!

The songs that made it through will keep you headbanging instead of doing your homework, highten your ADHD tapping to new levels and really piss off the middle aged Westboro Baptist member and his family next door.

Job well done!

KG March 20 2014  Photo Credit KG

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Dirty Urinal Cakes and Flannel Long Johns!

Posted by Headbangerwoman on February 23, 2014
Posted in: Bands, Interviews, Live Shows, Music, New Releases, Review. Tagged: Charles Tichenor, Charley, Desert, Dirty Cakes, Dirty Cakes Band, Grammy, Grunge, I'd Luv To See You Nekid, Jonathon, Lindsey Buckingham, Los Angeles, Musicares, Nine Inch Nails, Pavitt, Poneman, Psychedelic, Punk, Queens of The Stone Age, Rock, Stoner, The Melvins, The Pixies, Trent Reznor, Urinal Cake. Leave a comment

DIRTY CAKES

Charley (Guitar) and Jonathon (Drums)the Los Angeles band Dirty Cakes, answered a little Email interview that TiTT sent them.   It certainly was interesting to see the answers!   We are sharing them with you here!
 
TiTT asked; Does flannel make you write harder?
  Charley answered;  “Rock and Roll at its core is about one thing, and one thing only… SEX.   It’s also about Drugs and The Devil, but those are ONLY a means to an end.  By definition, being a Rock Star is sexy… and nothing but NOTHING, is more Rock Star than jeans and a T-shirt with a leather jacket!
As the great warrior poets Saxon once said…’Denim and Leather brought us all together, it was you that set the Spirit Free.’

We live in the promised land, Los Angeles, and when it gets frigid cold, when our bones are shaking and our fingers get numb, you know, around 50F, flannel is great for warmth… its comfortable, practical and a good set of flannel can be your best friend when you’re alone and the world doesn’t make any sense.”

  Jonathon added;  “Well, it definitely adds to the chaffing when I’m playing drums in my flannel long johns.  I don’t know about writing harder, but it definitely allows us to sweat harder which makes the cake that much dirtier…and saltier.”
TiTT readers like salt….
 TiTT told Dirty Cakes that they had baked a cake yesterday, it was flat!  Our readers need to know, why are yours Dirty?
  Charley didn’t mince his answer;  “We have a very strong punk rock ethos, we believe in the classic grunge philosophy of sarcastic metaphor and antiphrasis.  If either of us were ever the epitome of our namesake, it would probably be the end of us.
 Jonathon took it to the toilet;  “Many assume it’s a reference to urinal cakes or erotic cakes in the shape of genitals.  To be honest, I feel our name has a long-standing and rich cultural ancestral meaning associated with the poorest of the poor who wish they could afford EZ bake ovens.”
 We here at TiTT listened to the Dirty Cakes EP.  Queens Of The Stone Age are obviously a big influence, but, we hear Creedence Clearwater Revival and David Bowie too.  Can you see your sound changing and evolving over time like QOTSA and Bowie?
 Charley answered first;  “First off, BRAVO and thank you for putting us in such immaculate company with some our greatest influences.  Our sound will most definitely evolve, we’re excited about our upcoming EP and the growth that it will show between us.  It will hopefully garner in a whole new slew of fans  and educate the children on some of the finer, more psychedelic shades of the devil’s music.
We hope our next effort will expose our childhood and teenage roots in The Zombies, The Pixies, Alice In Chains and The Vines.
Jonathon came in a very close second, almost in stereo…  “I echo Charley’s sentiment and thank you for the comparison.  We pride ourselves on our diversity and open-mindedness to influence.  I think a real fear for us is to put out an album of songs that entirely sound the same.  As some artists evolve from record to record, we desire to evolve from song to song.  If it’s not obvious that our sound has and will evolve from song to song on the next record then you’re not listening to Dirty Cakes.”
I’d Luv To See You Nekid is the EP discussed above and it’s well worth.  Follow the Bandcamp link below!
Of course there was a bit of a hoo ha at Grammy this year, we at TiTT put it to them, no holds barred;  What do you think of The Grammys?
Charley answered  “Well that strikes us as maybe a loaded question…  As sponsored musicians of The Grammy Academy’s MusiCares program, we owe more than we can express in words to their organization.  Do we maybe disagree with some of the awards given out, of course, but art is always subjective and anything that gets children excited about music is FUCKING AWESOME!  Our definition of good music is something that gives you a visceral reaction and Grammys annual live show excites a wider audience than any other promoter could ever imagine… and without their awards, kiddies the world over would lose something magical to aspire to.”
Jonathon, who is now not eating urinal cakes at this time, went on  “The Grammy Academy’s MusicCares program helps and saves the lives of numerous musicians annually.  They have personally helped me and I am forever indebted to focusing on my work in music to compensate for that aid.  That being said, an award for art requires that the genre of art that you’re investing your heart and soul into be respected equally with all the other genres who get their fair share of onscreen time without interruption.   I’m saddened to say that the way Queens Of The Stone Age, Lindsey Buckingham and Trent Reznor with Nine Inch Nails were treated at this most recent Grammys, was an absolute shame and travesty to the whole program.  I’d still gladly accept a Grammy if I ever earned one.”
TRAVESTY, yes!
We put it to Dirty Cakes that; they describe themselves as psychedelic desert grunge rock.  So, Lets play word association:
Charley said;
Psychedelic;

– Group Sex, Soft Drugs & Rock and Roll
Grunge;

– Rough Sex, Hard Drugs & Rock and Roll

Desert;

– What Happens in the Desert Stays in the Desert

Roar your big block 2 hours past skull rock, take a left at the 3rd cactus and crank Chuck Berry till the woofers in your door shred themselves in the dust and dirt.  Don’t stop till you find what it is that you’ve been truly looking for and don’t let the sun find you.
Jonathon was obviously not quite as horny!  He replied;  “Psychedelic Desert Grunge Rock means hard-boiled, blaring, intense, punk-rooted, in-your-face, melodic ear-humping to your brain, heart, and soul simultaneously while being very thirsty.”
That said, do you prefer cake or rock?
  Charley, once again, straight to the point  “They tend to be very similar, when its shit, its shit… and no amount of sugar can polish a turd.  That being said, if you made us decide between Black Sabbath or Chocolate Cake, we’d take both, cuz rules weren’t meant for breaking, these boots were made for walking and nobody puts baby in a corner.”
  Again, Jonathon is a little distracted;  “What kind of cake? What kind of rock? Fruitcake? Crackrock? No, thank you.”
We have to wonder if at this time Jonathon has gluten allergies… However, we continue to question
DC EP cover
What do you think about the following bands?
Autolux;
 J: Eh.
QOTSA;
 J: Our greatest inspiration.
Deap Vally;
 J: Don’t Know.
 Should we tell Jonathon now that Deap Vally toured with Queens Of The Stone Age last year?  No?  OK!
Do you ever find that you sound too grunge or too psychedelic?
  At this point Charley answered a question with questions;
“Is the Sun ever too Sunny?
 Is bacon ever a bad choice?
 No, the answer is no…”
Either that was his answer, or this is a poem that wasn’t supposed to be here and the real answer is “Sometimes.”
Jonathon let’s us know that he probably listens to boy bands, without actually admitting as much;  “You’re like a child who wanders into a movie half way through and asks what’s going on?  If there was ever too much of either in our sound, we’d find a few more guys, call ourselves Two Directions and cover ‘One Way or Another,’ in a very asexually erotic fashion.”
TiTT writes in the Great White North.  We need to know, have you ever thought about becoming a band that writes in snow?  The snow here is just crazy;
Charley still probably prefers the sun;  “Would have to be pretty simple lyrics, we use very large font and there’s only so much  Rock Star Zero Carb in the world.”
 Jonathon is committed to the fact that there has been a weather shift and replies;  “I’m up for the challenge. I’ll let you know when the Arrowhead water guy delivers our next 5-gallon jug during the freak Los Angeles blizzard of 2014.”
When you play live, do you look at the audience or the floor?  Greg Edwards is a shoe staring kinda guy and as an audience member, TiTT needs a little eye contact!
Charley is a little looser than Jonathon about this subject;  “Oh we make eye contact… its ocular coitus and believe us, you’ll climax.”
Jonathon gets a bum deal;  “Being the drummer, I’m usually forced to look at Charley’s ass.”
Are you happy that Failure are back together?
Jonathon is obviously not on the side of Ken Andrews as his answer was such;   “I’m sure someone is happy that they’re back together, but it’d be ironic if they succeeded at all with a name like that.  They should have stayed broken up and played one-off gigs opening for Gym Class Heroes.”
From the Grunge era. Who was most influential? You can’t say Kurt Cobain or Layne Stayley.
Charley for a Buzz;   “Oh that’s easy, all roads lead to The Melvins… They’re the Romulus and Remus of Grunge, and Neil Young is the Wolf!”
Jonathon for the win, short and sweet; ” Seattle.”
The question on everyone’s, less augmented lips!  Is Courtney Love an Icon?
Charley cuts to the quick;   “The answer really depends on your opinion on the following question; Was Yoko Ono a good thing?  Jonathon is at the knuckle;  “If you think Tyler Perry is funny, Keanu Reeves is a good actor, then you probably think Courtney Love is an icon.”
Well, she is doing a show about fashion….
While we are discussing possible icons let’s go here.  Did Bruce Pavitt and Jon Poneman do music a favor or disservice?
Charley is probably not a fan;  “Yes, Yes, Yes, they pretty much are single-handedly responsible for the downfall of the 3rd Generation Copy of a Copy of a Copy,  bands that were nothing more than the Partridge Family with fuzzy guitars shitting on the good name of Van Halen.”
 Jonathon is in complete dis/agreement;  “I completely agree with Charley, except for his mommy jeans.  We’ve definitely gotta do something about that unless they’re really that comfortable, then get me a pair too.”
Are you any wiser reader?  Hmmm
TiTT asked a simpler question;  What do you want to achieve with you brand of Desert Rock?
Charley gives a food answer, which is formidable;  “We want to make Kick Ass Records and have a Fuck-Ton of Fun doing it!  Everything else is Gravy.”
Jonathon is drooling;   “Mmmm….Gravy.”
Riki Rachtman aside, do you miss MTV?
Jonathon is boggle eyed, Charley is still off making gravy;   “I miss every channel that has stopped producing quality television in lieu of dumber programming for dumber audiences. How long has it been since quality art or entertainment has been on A&E, history on the History Channel (Hatfields & McCoys doesn’t count, that was redneck history), or anyone has genuinely stood up and said Bravo after a show on…Bravo.  I will say, BBC has quality programming.  MTV should fire everyone and put only music videos back on again, but please, no Christmas videos.”
It’s always good to have a built-in fan base.  TiTT wanted to know if the DC relatives like their music?
 Jonathon is a proud guy and gushes  “Oh yeah, they love us. My stepfather and mom bought me my first drum kit.  Pop has been playing blues guitar for decades and we recorded in our family’s studio. It cost us at a discounted rate, but he’s a professional who runs a real business from Songwriters’ Studio Services.  I believe if they didn’t like our music, I wouldn’t be writing this.  I grew up going to concerts thanks to my mom who actually saw Jimi Hendrix live and my Stepdad actually saw Led Zeppelin live.  When I was 8, they took me to see Michael Jackson on his BAD tour at the L.A. forum.  I’m a lucky, happy, blessed lil drummer boy.”
Give it to us! Three non rock influences?
  Charley is wasted  on “Whiskey, Pussy and Satan” and Jonathon is tripping with “Dogs, God and Acid”
Do Dirty Cakes have an opinion on European fans?
 Charley seemingly has a closet full of Italians;  “We have tons, and we love them… It’s nice to know that as long as we bring jimmy wraps, we’re not going to have pay for hotel rooms or food on our next tour.
Which kind of goes without saying of course, but what you never hear about, is the pure joy of all those accents every morning.
Oh yea and the contrast… everyone needs a little contrast in their life.”
Jonathon is on the tarmac;  “I love all of our European fans and they seem to be able to recognize quality music and promote it sooner than American audiences.  I would love to tour Europe in the near future!”
For now though, Europe will have to take a step back and get dirty with food on the internet.
Or get nekid
Huge thanks to Dirty Cakes for their time and erm, yes, their time!
Get tickets to a show HERE
HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLEY!
Karen G Feb 23 2014

 

 

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